What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Chase Field funding bill approved by Arizona House of Representatives, heads to Gov. Katie Hobbs - Arizona Sports

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The players who will dominate MLB trade deadline rumors — and how likely it is they’ll be moved - New York Post

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Travelers Championship 2025: Third-round tee times, pairings Saturday at TPC River Highlands - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Still no good.

Airlines and planemakers warn that credit card legislation could end frequent-flier rewards - Business Insider

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

How is sex in college like with roommates and big campuses?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

How Dakota Johnson Is Doing After Chris Martin Split - BuzzFeed

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

What is your review of UST Global?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Anker issues new global recall for five power bank models over fire hazard - 9to5Mac

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Mexico prez calls for no ICE action at Gold Cup - ESPN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?